No, we are not getting a divorce.

(as if such a thing were even a legal options)

Things were really, really bad, but they are looking up.

Thank you all for your warm thoughts, words of encouragement, and the like. It means a lot to me.

We celebrated our first anniversary by doing jack shit. We sat around, drank many bottles of champagne, and watched a whole bunch of romantic comedies.

( 1) Ikea )

K: I can see why they called it a Suburban. It's as big as a suburb.
Me: Could you imagine saying "I think we need to buy a Suburban"?
K: No way. Not even if we had ten kids. You know what I'd say? I'd say they're healthy white babies - let's sell them. What the hell were we thinking having ten kids?

"It's not even 11 yet. Let's have another glass, get up early, and fuck before church."